December 2011
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Anonymous asked: what ep was the whole scott/kourtney on the piano thing?
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My family when someone wakes up before anyone...
Me: Tips toes quietly through the house, trying not to make a sound.
Everyone Else: Let me just stomp through out the house, slam of bunch a doors, and bang some pots together in the kitchen. I'm sure no one will mind.
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The person I reblogged this from is beautiful in...
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Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: He's black
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Mum:
Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my god
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in other, unrelated news...
i feel completely awful… annual week long battle with congestion, a cough, and a sore throat has begun. like clockwork. nyquil & audrey til it’s over.
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my roommate bought me kardashian konfidential for christmas
2008: Wow, I was so stupid last year.
2009: Wow, I was so stupid last year.
2010: Wow, I was so stupid last year.
2011: Wow, I was so stupid last year.
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my brother’s working til midnight and my roommates are in connecticut so i’m alone tonight and i certainly don’t feel like cooking for myself, so i just called to order a pizza… the guy who answered the phone had the thickest italian accent ever and when i asked if i could place a delivery order he was like “oh my goodness! you’re the first call we’ve had...
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30 Things to Stop Doing to Yourself →
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Neti Pot (and Tap Water) Killed Two People in...
birchbox:
Photo: savingnaturally.com
For any of those die-hard Neti Pot fans out there (um, Eric, that means you), beware: using tap water with the sinus cleaning device is unsafe.
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it says that on the box though, explicitly in bold print… why wouldn’t you use distilled or bottled water? really?
Watchvipvictor:
Jude Law dramatically reading a bit of “Poker Face” by Lady Gaga
this is sexy ok
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it just sunk in that for the second year in a row, i’ll be spending christmas away from my mom… what’s up, bummerzone. up side is that my brother’s here this year, so it’s not all bad… i just really really miss my mom.
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